Thursday, July 03, 2014

The EPA Has A "Phantom Shitter"

Glad this isn't isolated to the military. Apparently, the EPA has a problem with somebody crapping in the hallway.

Sounds like the only hire the highest calibre of people...

In the Navy, this was called a "Phantom Shitter".  Some low forms of life would leave a present in strange places, like the shower, for other people to clean up. The only time I cheered a Phantom Shitter was when the dump was left on the Wardroom table (where the officers ate). I figure that took balls. And it wasn't my job to clean it up.

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